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The 2008 Tailgate Pictures Will Be Here Soon!

See the Past FarmGolf.com Party Pictures - 2007 WVU Tailgate Pics
2006 Tailgate Pics - 2005 Tailgate Pics

Joe Brocato, "FarmGolfer of the Month"
from Channel 5 arrives at FarmGolf on June 18th .... You Can View the Story Here

The May 28th Newsletter is Here
Details on the
2008 Masters plus the Democrats Come to FarmGolf - A Summary of the May 11th Democratic Fundraiser held at FarmGolf, Part of an Agreement to Settle a 2007 Lawsuit ...
WDTV Sports is Coming to FarmGolf on June 18th to Do
a
"Hole of the Week" Story


Left -
Hillary Clinton talks to crowd at FarmGolf while waiting for Barack Obama
Center - Hillary Clinton takes a turn at the Robert C. Byrd Urinal
Right - Former President
Bill Clinton speaks outside the Commissioner's Residence

Left - Neil Creed Discusses Sausages with
Chelsea Clinton at the FarmGolf Clubhouse
Center - Lynn Phillips and Larry Smith are entertained by a Dancing Waiter
Right -
Eliot Spitzer relaxes in the main FarmGolf Pond

A New FarmGolf Wellness Report, Issue No. 2 here

The April, 2008 to March, 2009
FarmGolf Calendar
is now here

Also, a Summary of the recent September 16th Fed-ex Cup in the
upcoming December 23rd Newsletter.  Also, Reports on the Recent FarmGolf Intern, the Unheralded Shift Workers of FarmGolf, A
FarmGolf 2007 WVU Football Tailgate Summary and 2007 European Marketing Campaign, Plus FarmGolf World Rankings Changes.
 

The September 8th Newsletter - Coverage of the FarmGolf PGA Tournament, Bi-annual Meeting Report with New Members of Board of Directors, FarmGolf Intern Hired, Nine Irony Poem, The Demise of the Las Vegas Course, 2007  WVU Tailgate   Update, Final Plans of the 2nd European Marketing Trip, Fed-ex Cup Details, and Lawsuit Update  Click Here
 

FarmGolf's Most Popular Page Recent Pics Receives a Long Overdue Update, Click Here

The
August 5th Newsletter is here ..... covering the recent US FarmGolf Open and British FarmGolf Open, Upcoming Bi-annual FarmGolf Meeting, Celebrity Guest Lawsuit, PGA Preview and more.
 

 The 2nd Issue of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter featuring Al Gore, Jr. with
 
A Practical Solution
to Global Warming


A Cool Site -
FarmGolf Back in Time (from 2002 to 2007) Here

An
Alternative FarmGolf Course using 5 clubs in South Carolina

 

 Official Eric Cutright Photography Wedding Pics
114 More Pictures from April 6th and 7th

78
Guest Photographer FarmGolf Wedding Pictures
New Photos Added May 21st

The FarmGolf Super Weekend Is Complete
An Extensive Report in the April 24th Newsletter
 

November 2nd Newsletter FarmGolf Goes to Europe Report, Ireland Ryder Cup Visit, The Royal FarmGolf Course at Kensington in London Finalized, Italy and Spain Reports, Fall Tournament Results, New Poem U-Team Rap and U-Team Techniques Revealed  Click Here
 

3rd Celebrity Golf Challenge Report, US FarmGolf Open Results, Music Library Upgrade Approved by RIAA, Spring 2007 Special Event Planned, British FarmGolf Open Details All in the July 20th Newsletter
 


Debra Lafave Arrives at the Clubhouse

New High-Quality Photos by Eric McGuire are Now Available on the
FarmGolf Aerial Photography Page - SEE THEM HERE

   
Bush Defeats Kerry in the 2nd Annual FarmGolf Celebrity Challenge Read about it in the August 24th Newsletter
SEE ALL SIX (6) PICTURES OF THIS EXCITING EVENT
Also, 2004 FarmGolf PGA Summary, D&E Athletic Department Rents the Course, Britney Spears Terminated and Howard Dean Visits the Clubhouse

Howard Dean's Crazy Train  Recorded in Des Moines, Iowa
3.4 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:54  Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As"
Over 800 Units Shipped on Day 1, 1,300 Day 2, 2,800 Day 3
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Now Certified 26X-Platinum
Official Lyrics to Howard Dean's Crazy Train

NY Times Commentary "Riding the Crazy Train" Maureen Dowd
 (Original Page Saved in html)
MTV Story on Remixers With "Crazy Train" Sample (MTV Audio Link Works Poorly)
Village Voice NYC Newspaper, Howard Dean, Internet Rock Star
CNN NH Primary Recap Crazy Train Reference 
Financial Times London Paper with FarmGolf.com Reference (Original Page Saved in html)
Aftonbladet Stockholm, Sweden's Largest Newspaper, Practice Your Swedish

Additional Comments on Howard Dean's Crazy Train

   

Left  - Ozzy Cools Howard Off at the End of Their "Crazy Train" Duet 
Right
  - Howard Dean Accepts "Crazy Train" Gold Record from Commissioner Mike Green
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SCOTT PETERSON - O. J. SIMPSON

CELEBRITY GOLF CHALLENGE
Attended by over 4,000 people on May 25, 2003

See the details in the May 28, 2003 Newsletter  Click Here


 
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This dreaded disease will no longer affect FarmGolf


Phillips's

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$6 per dozen
 

Available at the Clubhouse

 

Prices have been raised due to a decrease in available balls.


Hear the 19th Hole Show Interview with FarmGolf

Click Here



See the Historic
Robert C. Byrd Urinal by Clicking Here
 


Thor's Golf Links
Hundreds of Golf Links, Click Here
 FarmGolf on Page 3

 


Miss Those Spinning Golf Balls?
You Can Still See Them at

The Old FarmGolf HomePage

 


Alta Vista Translates FarmGolf into 5 Languages
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Choose Language and Click Translate Web Page

Paris
Is On A  Terminal Hiatus!

Read the Back Issues of

The Paris Report

Debut Issue - Jan. 17, 2005
2nd Issue - March 30, 2005
3rd Issue - June 13, 2005
4th Issue - Nov. 8, 2005

 
Top 25

FarmGolfers
 In the World
 
Power Rankings
Revised July 23, 2008

1

Larry Smith

2

David Smith

3

Bill Bowers

4

Josh Halfin

5

Stan Fitzwater

6

Curtis Bodkins

7

Mike Green

8

Neil Creed

9

Tom Schiefelbein

10

Rob Mitchell

11

Chris Bowers

12

Evan Heatherly

13

David Miller

14

Gary Shaffer

15

Miles Runner

16

Mike Wise

17

Brian Smith

18

Nick Brown

19

Randy Wilson

20

Justin Mitchell

21

Tony Hayes

22

G Sparks

23

Dana Hayes

24

Kevin McKinnie

25

Bill Smith



1st Issue
of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter
Mel Gibson's
Drink Driving/Drunk Driving Tips Click  Here


Tournament Schedule


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2008 Masters


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Click for The Original Clubhouse Dedication Newsletter
Clubhouse Officially Dedicated on January 22, 2002 Read About It in the
January 28th Newsletter

 


Read the Fox News FarmGolf Interview with the Commissioner & Club Pro Click Here
 


The Clubhouse Dancers
  They've Been Practicing 24 Hours a Day
    
Put on Britney's "Crazy" or "What U See Is What U Get" & CLICK HERE


Click Here for all of the FarmGolf Music Releases


 

THE

RIAA-APPROVED

FarmGolf

MUSIC LIBRARY

 

Is Now at

292 GB!


New
Howard Dean
Music
 
  Howie & Hillary - Hide the Salami
Recorded in NYC on 10/26/05
2.3 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:02
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Hear the Britney FarmGolf Interview - An Intimate Discussion as Britney Talks about Her Relationships with the FarmGolfers, What She Really Likes, Her Sexuality and Her Future
 

Mono Version 2.7 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for 56k Connections   Click for Mono

Stereo Version 8.1 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for Fast Connections  Click for Stereo
 

 

The FarmGolf HomePage Layout Was Totally Revamped on December 24, 2003 10:00PM EST

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