Washington, DC (FGP)  President Bush, distraught with emotion after flying over the original Farm Golf course near Philippi, WV called for a protected NO-FLY Zone over the area.  "We must protect this national treasure at all costs", said Bush.  

Noting that the course was designed by the legendary golf visionary, Mike Green, the President asked the FBI to dispatch agents to the WV facility to guard against any terrorist attacks.        

Camp David, MD (FGP)  Vice President Dick Cheney called the President's decision a psychological boost for the American people.  After the September 11th terrorist attacks, everyone is on edge not knowing exactly when or where the next attack will come.  The VP said that the loss of the Farm Golf course near Philippi would be like losing Augusta National or the Greenbrier.  

Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY), when asked about the major policy announcement said, "What the hell is Farm Golf?".