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Paris Hilton
FarmGolf's Director of Advertising & Marketing Director
Contrary to rumors, I have not
quit my job at FarmGolf.
Paris Hilton
is not a quitter!
As you know I've gotten
engaged and now I'm disengaged. It's been a whirlwind summer for me, far
more bizarre than it has ever been.
Anyhow, there are some new
stories and FarmGolf Gossip, which all of you tell me that you want to
know what's going on in the background of
the world's
fastest growing sport.
Recently the FarmGolf Commissioner,
Mike Green, and
FarmGolf Photographer,
Tiffani Swanson, came up to New York City to check out the recent NYC course upgrade. I promised both of
them that I would get another issue of the Paris Report out very soon,
covering their trip and the latest FarmGolf Music Release,
Hide the Salami.
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FarmGolf Music Update
Hide the Salami
Released on 11-01-05
Howard Dean, who I think is a really funny guy, has done another song for
FarmGolf. Although I wasn't around for his first release in
January, 2004,
Howard Dean's Crazy Train,
I had a great time listening to him do the song at
Dubway Studios in Chelsea.
Mike, Tiffani and I sat in on the recording sessions and Hillary Clinton
even stopped by to add some background vocals. I wasn't aware that
Ms. Clinton had helped on the
original New York City course construction, and was such a
supporter of FarmGolf.
The song is really cool, and
I think Howie really rocks !! He even wanted to set up a meeting
sometime soon so he could tell me what the song was really about.
I can't wait !!
New Howard Dean Song
Hide the
Salami
featuring
Hillary Clinton
as Guest Vocalist
Click Here to Download
the entire song.
"Right Click, Save Target As"
Why My Marriage Plans Were Canceled
I've never talked about this to anybody else but my sister, and while
there were many reasons for the cancellation, it came down to one or two
things just not seeming right, one of which wasn't a big thing if you
know what I mean.
Sure, my former fiancé Paris didn't have a
job or much responsibility, but who am I to question that for a reason
to breakup.
I guess I thought that the
Greeks didn't have small ships, but I was wrong. I'm saying no
more.
FarmGolf Fall Classic
The team of Creed, Green and Swanson won the October 16th 2-man and
1-woman tournament. Finishing in second place were Mosesso,
Heatherly and Hawkins. Tournament MVP was Neil Creed.
FarmGolf.com Tailgate Pics Are Now Available
See visitors to the
tailgate for the fall 2005 West Virginia University football season
here.
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The
Paris Report
Archives
Debut
Issue
of
January 17, 2005
2nd
Issue
of
March 30, 2005
3rd
Issue
of
June 13, 2005
NEXT ISSUE IN 2006
FarmGolf GOSSIP
My sister Nicky is
hot after a Top 20 FarmGolfer .... It's been said that Jonitis is
a much nastier disease than Carlaiitis .... Did you know that the
No. 2 FarmGolfer would have been the No. 1 FarmGolfer, if only he had shown up for the
last tournament .... The Club Pro may very well not seek re-election in
2006, opting for a new adventure .... You haven't lived until you've
heard Senator Robert C. Byrd sing "Amazing Grace" .... The 2006 FarmGolf
Calendar is supposed to be a whole lot sexier ....
Teresa Kerry hasn't had a
drink in over a year .... Turtleneck season has officially arrived .... Some really
hot action goes down in the Clubhouse after hours .... The Women's
Tournament had some revealing moments in more ways than one, there are
supposed to be at least six reasons not to miss next year's tournament .... Word
has it that a Ukrainian girl will be playing in next year's tournament
.... Another Celebrity Golf Challenge Tournament will occur in the
spring .... The FarmGolf Banquet will likely be held earlier this year
.... Is the delay with the new S.H.I.T. Page, maybe due to some
procrastination .... One of the coolest things about FarmGolf is "The
Feed", it's done all of the time at the WVU Football Games ..... Umm-ppauuhht
!
If
anyone has any ideas as to what you'd like to see in future issues of
The
Paris Report
please email
paris@farmgolf.com
I'LL BE BACK IN 2006 !!
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FARMGOLF VISITS NEW YORK CITY
It's been two years since I was turned on to FarmGolf, unfreaking-unbelievable.
I met up with
the FarmGolf Commissioner and Photographer in Manhattan before the Cream
Concert on October 24th. We had dessert and drinks at Lindy's
across the street from Madison Square Garden. (You can see it
in the background of the below picture).
The concert was pretty
rowdy, mostly older people there for obvious reasons. Afterward we
hooked up with the band outside for a photo.
After the Cream Concert - L to R Ginger Baker,
Paris Hilton,
Eric Clapton,
Jack Bruce, Tiffani Swanson and Mike Green
The next day, it was off to
FarmGolf's No. 2 Course at Central Park, where a new tee box was recently
constructed for No. 3 Hole. The newer tee box gives people
traveling along the street a good look at edge of the course.
We played a few holes in the
afternoon until the weather turned bad. I like to watch it more
than play it anyway.
New York City and FarmGolf
are so frigging hot!
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