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FarmGolf's First Movie
"Barbour County Burglar"

is reviewed by Gene Shalit, starring newcomer
Mikey Kershaw
and oldcomer
Perez Hilton

... with other Celebrity Comments
 

A Look Back at FarmGolf's
Earth Day 2008

The FarmGolf POET is BACK!!

2009 FarmGolf Masters Results
 
The 
2009-2010 FarmGolf Calendar is now available, covering April through March, 2010.

The December 31st Newsletter Is Now Out, Detailing the Last 3 Tournaments, New Web Pages, Upcoming National Advertisements, 2008 FarmGolf Banquet and much more.  Click Here
 

The Final FarmGolf 2008 Power Rankings Are Now Available
Click for the Complete Rankings Including Those Below the Top 25
 

Earth's Most Exclusive Club
Population:  5 out of 6.8 Billion
FarmGolf's
 Hole-In-One Club
It's 9 Times Easier to Become President of the United States

2008 Tailgate Pictures for All Home Games Are Here
See the Past FarmGolf.com Party Pictures - 2007 WVU Tailgate Pics
2006 Tailgate Pics - 2005 Tailgate Pics
 
Joe Brocato, "FarmGolfer of the Month"
from Channel 5 arrives at FarmGolf on June 18th .... You Can View the Story Here

The May 28th Newsletter is Here
Details on the
2008 Masters plus the Democrats Come to FarmGolf - A Summary of the May 11th Democratic Fundraiser held at FarmGolf, Part of an Agreement to Settle a 2007 Lawsuit ...
WDTV Sports is Coming to FarmGolf on June 18th to Do
a
"Hole of the Week" Story

A New FarmGolf Wellness Report, Issue No. 2 here
The
April, 2008 to March, 2009
FarmGolf Calendar
is now here

Also, a Summary of the recent September 16th Fed-ex Cup in the
upcoming December 23rd Newsletter.  Also, Reports on the Recent FarmGolf Intern, the Unheralded Shift Workers of FarmGolf, A
FarmGolf 2007 WVU Football Tailgate Summary and 2007 European Marketing Campaign, Plus FarmGolf World Rankings Changes.
 

The September 8th Newsletter - Coverage of the FarmGolf PGA Tournament, Bi-annual Meeting Report with New Members of Board of Directors, FarmGolf Intern Hired, Nine Irony Poem, The Demise of the Las Vegas Course, 2007  WVU Tailgate   Update, Final Plans of the 2nd European Marketing Trip, Fed-ex Cup Details, and Lawsuit Update  Click Here
 

FarmGolf's Most Popular Page Recent Pics Receives a Long Overdue Update, Click Here

The
August 5th Newsletter is here ..... covering the recent US FarmGolf Open and British FarmGolf Open, Upcoming Bi-annual FarmGolf Meeting, Celebrity Guest Lawsuit, PGA Preview and more.


A Cool Site -
FarmGolf Back in Time (from 2002 to 2007) Here

An
Alternative FarmGolf Course using 5 clubs in South Carolina

 

 Official Eric Cutright Photography Wedding Pics
114 More Pictures from April 6th and 7th

78
Guest Photographer FarmGolf Wedding Pictures
New Photos Added May 21st
 

November 2nd Newsletter FarmGolf Goes to Europe Report, Ireland Ryder Cup Visit, The Royal FarmGolf Course at Kensington in London Finalized, Italy and Spain Reports, Fall Tournament Results, New Poem U-Team Rap and U-Team Techniques Revealed  Click Here
 

3rd Celebrity Golf Challenge Report, US FarmGolf Open Results, Music Library Upgrade Approved by RIAA, Spring 2007 Special Event Planned, British FarmGolf Open Details All in the July 20th Newsletter
 


Debra Lafave Arrives at the Clubhouse

New High-Quality Photos by Eric McGuire are Now Available on the
FarmGolf Aerial Photography Page - SEE THEM HERE

   
Bush Defeats Kerry in the 2nd Annual FarmGolf Celebrity Challenge Read about it in the August 24th Newsletter
SEE ALL SIX (6) PICTURES OF THIS EXCITING EVENT
Also, 2004 FarmGolf PGA Summary, D&E Athletic Department Rents the Course, Britney Spears Terminated and Howard Dean Visits the Clubhouse

Howard Dean's Crazy Train  Recorded in Des Moines, Iowa
3.4 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:54  Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As"
Over 800 Units Shipped on Day 1, 1,300 Day 2, 2,800 Day 3
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Now Certified 26X-Platinum
Official Lyrics to Howard Dean's Crazy Train

NY Times Commentary "Riding the Crazy Train" Maureen Dowd
 (Original Page Saved in html)
MTV Story on Remixers With "Crazy Train" Sample (MTV Audio Link Works Poorly)
Village Voice NYC Newspaper, Howard Dean, Internet Rock Star
CNN NH Primary Recap Crazy Train Reference 
Financial Times London Paper with FarmGolf.com Reference (Original Page Saved in html)
Aftonbladet Stockholm, Sweden's Largest Newspaper, Practice Your Swedish

Additional Comments on Howard Dean's Crazy Train

   

Left  - Ozzy Cools Howard Off at the End of Their "Crazy Train" Duet 
Right
  - Howard Dean Accepts "Crazy Train" Gold Record from Commissioner Mike Green
Click on pictures to enlarge

SCOTT PETERSON - O. J. SIMPSON

CELEBRITY GOLF CHALLENGE
Attended by over 4,000 people on May 25, 2003

See the details in the May 28, 2003 Newsletter Click Here


Alta Vista Translates FarmGolf into 5 Languages Click Here
Choose Language and Click Translate Web Page


 

 
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Are You Missing Barbour County's Most Famous Internet Game?
Well, fear not because there's
"A New Game in Town".  New, improved and now including all of West Virginia.

LockedUpWV.com


Official Clinton Lawn Jockey
Available Jan. 19th, Order Yours Today - Click Here

Paris
Is On A  Terminal Hiatus!
Read the Back Issues of
T
he Paris Report
Debut Issue - Jan. 17, 2005
2nd Issue - March 30, 2005
3rd Issue - June 13, 2005
4th Issue - Nov. 8, 2005


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Phillips's

Golf Balls
$6 per dozen

Available at the Clubhouse

 

Prices have been raised due to a decrease in available balls.


Hear the 19th Hole Show Interview with FarmGolf

Click Here



See the Historic
Robert C. Byrd Urinal by Clicking Here



Thor's Golf Links
Hundreds of Golf Links, Click Here
 FarmGolf on Page 3


Miss Those
Spinning Golf Balls?
You Can Still See Them at
The Old FarmGolf HomePage

Top 25
FarmGolfers
 In the World
 
Power Rankings
Revised December 26, 2008

1

Larry Smith

2

David Smith

3

Curtis Bodkins

4

Josh Halfin

5

Stan Fitzwater

6

Neil Creed

6

Mike Green

8

Brian Smith

9

Tom Schiefelbein

10

David Miller

11

Bill Bowers

12

Miles Runner

13

Randy Wilson

14

Mike Wise

15

Chris Bowers

16

Gary Shaffer

17

Rob Mitchell

18

Evan Heatherly

19

Chad Smith

20

Dana Hayes

21

Tony Hayes

22

Nick Brown

23

Daron Washington

24

Ed Thorne

25

Scott Springer



1st Issue
of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter
Mel Gibson's
Drink Driving/Drunk Driving Tips Click  Here


Tournament Schedule

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2009 US
FarmGolf Open


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Click for The Original Clubhouse Dedication Newsletter
Clubhouse Officially Dedicated on January 22, 2002 Read About It in the
January 28th Newsletter


Read the
Fox News FarmGolf Interview with the Commissioner & Club Pro Click Here


The Clubhouse Dancers

  They've Been Practicing 24 Hours a Day
    
Put on Britney's "Crazy" or "What U See Is What U Get" & CLICK HERE


Click
Here for all of the FarmGolf Music Releases
 

Howard Dean Music
 
  Howie & Hillary - Hide the Salami
Recorded in NYC on 10/26/05
2.3 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:02
Click to Download
"Right Click, Save Target As"

Hear the Britney FarmGolf Interview - An Intimate Discussion as Britney Talks about Her Relationships with the FarmGolfers, What She Really Likes, Her Sexuality and Her Future
 
Mono Version 2.7 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for 56k Connections   Click for Mono
Stereo Version 8.1 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for Fast Connections  Click for Stereo

 

The FarmGolf HomePage Layout Was Totally Revamped on December 24, 2003 10:00PM EST

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