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May 11, 2008
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A Newsletter
is coming on Friday, May 16th.
Details on the 2008 Masters
plus the
Recent Democratic Fundraiser held at FarmGolf re: Final Settlement
of 2007 Lawsuit vs. FarmGolf

Left - Hillary Clinton
talks to crowd at FarmGolf while waiting
for Barack Obama
Right - Former President Bill
Clinton
speaks outside the Commissioner's Residence
The
April, 2008 to March, 2009
FarmGolf Calendar
is now
here.
Also, a Summary of the recent
September 16th Fed-ex Cup in the
upcoming December 23rd Newsletter.
Also, Reports on the Recent FarmGolf Intern, the Unheralded Shift Workers of
FarmGolf, A
FarmGolf
2007 WVU Football Tailgate Summary and 2007 European Marketing Campaign,
Plus FarmGolf World Rankings Changes.
Pitt Game
Pictures
2007 WVU Tailgate Pics
Now with Improved Page Navigation PastTailgate Pictures - 2006 Tailgate Pics - 2005 Tailgate Pics |
The September 8th Newsletter - Coverage of the FarmGolf PGA Tournament, Bi-annual Meeting Report with New Members of Board of Directors, FarmGolf Intern Hired, Nine Irony Poem, The Demise of the Las Vegas Course, 2007 WVU Tailgate Update, Final Plans of the 2nd European Marketing Trip, Fed-ex Cup Details, and Lawsuit Update Click Here
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FarmGolf's Most Popular Page Recent Pics Receives a Long Overdue Update, Click Here
A New Feature for FarmGolf ... The FarmGolf Wellness Report, Issue No. 1
The August 5th Newsletter is here ..... covering the recent US FarmGolf Open and British FarmGolf Open, Upcoming Bi-annual FarmGolf Meeting, Celebrity Guest Lawsuit, PGA Preview and more. |

The 2nd Issue of the FarmGolf Celebrity Newsletter featuring Al Gore, Jr. with A Practical Solution to Global Warming |
A Cool Site - FarmGolf Back in Time (from 2002 to 2007) Here
An Alternative FarmGolf Course using 5 clubs in South Carolina
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Official Eric Cutright Photography Wedding Pics 114 More Pictures from April 6th and 7th
78 Guest Photographer FarmGolf Wedding Pictures New Photos Added May 21st
The FarmGolf Super Weekend Is Complete
An Extensive Report in the
April 24th Newsletter |
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November 2nd Newsletter FarmGolf Goes to Europe Report, Ireland Ryder Cup Visit, The Royal FarmGolf Course at Kensington in London Finalized, Italy and Spain Reports, Fall Tournament Results, New Poem U-Team Rap and U-Team Techniques Revealed Click Here |
FarmGolfers Travel to Augusta National Golf Club Prior to the 2006 FarmGolf Masters ... Read about This Exciting Road Trip, the Uncertain Future of The Paris Report, May 7th Celebrity Golf Challenge, FarmGolf Masters Pictures, Upcoming Improved FarmGolf Messageboard in the April 18th Newsletter |
New High-Quality Photos by Eric McGuire are Now Available on the FarmGolf Aerial Photography Page - SEE THEM HERE
Bush Defeats Kerry in the 2nd Annual FarmGolf Celebrity Challenge Read about it in the August 24th Newsletter. SEE ALL SIX (6) PICTURES OF THIS EXCITING EVENT Also, 2004 FarmGolf PGA Summary, D&E Athletic Department Rents the Course, Britney Spears Terminated and Howard Dean Visits the Clubhouse
Howard Dean's Crazy Train Recorded in Des Moines, Iowa 3.4 MB mp3, 160 kbps, Time of 2:54 Click to Download "Right Click, Save Target As" Over 800 Units Shipped on Day 1, 1,300 Day 2, 2,800 Day 3 Howard Dean's Crazy Train Now Certified 26X-Platinum Official Lyrics to Howard Dean's Crazy Train NY Times Commentary "Riding the Crazy Train" Maureen Dowd (Original Page Saved in html) MTV Story on Remixers With "Crazy Train" Sample (MTV Audio Link Works Poorly) Village Voice NYC Newspaper, Howard Dean, Internet Rock Star CNN NH Primary Recap Crazy Train Reference Financial Times London Paper with FarmGolf.com Reference (Original Page Saved in html) Aftonbladet Stockholm, Sweden's Largest Newspaper, Practice Your Swedish
Additional Comments on Howard Dean's Crazy Train
Left - Ozzy Cools Howard Off at the End of Their "Crazy Train" Duet Right - Howard Dean Accepts "Crazy Train" Gold Record from Commissioner Mike Green Click on pictures to enlarge SCOTT PETERSON - O. J. SIMPSON CELEBRITY GOLF CHALLENGE Attended by over 4,000 people on May 25, 2003 See the details in the May 28, 2003 Newsletter Click Here Hear the Britney FarmGolf Interview - An Intimate Discussion as Britney Talks about Her Relationships with the FarmGolfers, What She Really Likes, Her Sexuality and Her Future Mono Version 2.7 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for 56k Connections Click for Mono Stereo Version 8.1 MB mp3 - 5:40 Interview for Fast Connections Click for Stereo

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Phillips's Golf Balls $6 per dozen Available at the Clubhouse Prices have been raised due to a decrease in available balls.
Hear the 19th Hole Show Interview with FarmGolfClick Here
See the Historic Robert C. Byrd Urinal by Clicking Here
Thor's Golf Links Hundreds of Golf Links, Click Here FarmGolf on Page 3
Miss Those Spinning Golf Balls? You Can Still See Them at The Old FarmGolf HomePage Alta Vista Translates FarmGolf into 5 Languages Click Here Choose Language and Click Translate Web Page | 
| Paris Is On A Terminal Hiatus! |
Read the Back Issues of The Paris Report Debut Issue - Jan. 17, 2005 2nd Issue - March 30, 2005 3rd Issue - June 13, 2005 4th Issue - Nov. 8, 2005 Top
25 FarmGolfers In the World Power Rankings Revised
Dec. 6, 2007
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David Smith |
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2 |
Bill Bowers |
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Larry Smith |
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Josh Halfin |
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Evan Heatherly |
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Neil Creed |
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Mike Green |
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Stan Fitzwater |
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Rob Mitchell |
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10 |
Tom Schiefelbein |
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Miles Runner |
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12 |
Curtis Bodkins |
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Coty Thorne |
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14 |
Chris Bowers |
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David Miller |
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Ed Thorne |
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Nick BrownNick |
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Justin Mitchell |
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Gary Shaffer |
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Jimmy Green |
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Kevin McKinnie |
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22 |
Joe Smith |
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G Sparks |
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David Turner |
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Bill Smith |
Tournament Schedule Next Tournament
2008 Masters
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Click for The Original Clubhouse Dedication Newsletter Clubhouse Officially Dedicated on January 22, 2002 Read About It in the January 28th Newsletter
Read the Fox News FarmGolf Interview with the Commissioner & Club Pro Click Here
The Clubhouse Dancers They've Been Practicing 24 Hours a Day Put on Britney's "Crazy" or "What U See Is What U Get" & CLICK HERE
Click Here for all of the FarmGolf Music Releases
THE RIAA-APPROVED FarmGolf MUSIC LIBRARY Is Now at 292 GB!
For All of FarmGolf's Pictures Since 2001 - Click Here
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